Sky Valley Messenger

“What in the Sam hell is going on around here?”, that’s what my parents would say. There are some things that simply defy reasonable explanation, or expression. A few words that come to mind, upside down, bizarro world, crazy, looney, and don’t leave out the facial look. That would be the bug-eyed, jaw dropping, you must be joking look.
You knew there were some strange people out there, with some strange ideas, but this one takes the cake, I mean all the cakes. Where does an idea like this come from? Straight from the pit of Hell, that’s where! This is an idea hatched from the devil himself, and supported by your politicians, celebrities, and sports heroes. It would be hilarious if it weren’t so absolutely frightening, and they’re serious.
I don’t want to lend legitimacy to this insanity by describing the ramifications of actually implementing this idea. You really shouldn’t need my help in understanding how dangerous this proposal is. What I will say is, if you like this idea then just move to Chicago, L.A., Seattle, or New York. These are some of the cities that are already run by the inmates.