Sky Valley Messenger

King Inslee has made a new proclamation:  Wear a mask while in public or we will lock you up! Be a good serf and obey! Resistance is futile.
As of Friday, June 26, not wearing a facemask will be the number one crime in the state of Washington.
So, what will the people of Inslee’s kingdom do? This is a liberal state, with liberal leaders, elected by liberal sheep; so yes, they will gladly bow and obey. The few that won’t will be punished. Inslee has freed criminals from the jails, making room for the truly bad people who don’t wear masks.
Meanwhile, if you are a rioter or member of CHOP you don’t have to wear a mask; you’re the Inslee blessed people, you’re special, you’re exempt.
For those few who get caught in violation to the King’s mandate, just tell the officer that you are on your way to a riot.